The photocopier at Blakehurst Anglican Church

I got to my grandmothers funeral thirty minutes early. The minister was in the print room. As I walked to the door he started punching the photocopier and swearing at it. He saw me and immediately hung his head and apologised. I said "please don't apologise I am really enjoying this. You are living my worst nightmare. "

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

I Believe In A Healthy Church

I Believe In A Healthy Church Eph. 4:1-16,  Rom. 12:1-12    Marked by Unity, Maturity and Diversity "It was He who gave some to be..... pastors and teachers, to prepare God's people for works of service , so that the body of Christ may be built up." Eph 4:11-12   Nine Reasons for Developing Your Personal Ministry   1. We have been ______________________ for ministry: "God in His grace, chose me even before I was born , and called me to serve Him ." Galatians 1:15 (LB)   2. We have been ______________________ for ministry: "It is He who saved us and chose us for His holy work, not because we deserve it but because that was His plan long before the world began ." 2Timothy 1:9 (LB)   3. We have been ______________________ into ministry: "But you are a chosen people , a royal priesthood , a holy nation, a people belonging to God that you may declare the praises of Him who called you out of darkness into His wonderful light." 1Peter 2:9 (NIV)   ...
Read more

Quiet Time Leaflet with words

Image
  GROW TOWARDS SPIRITUAL MATURITY AT HOPE C.C.C . Have you considered your growing your Christian life at HOPE CCC ? HOW TO BEGIN A DAILY QUIET TIME   1. SELECT A SPECIFIC TIME. The best time to have a quiet time is when I am at my best!   Reasons for considering an early morning quiet time: 1. The example of Bible characters. David    -Psalm 55:17  " Evening and morning and at noon will I pray and cry aloud.." Daniel   -Daniel 6:10 " The windows in its upper room opened toward Jerusalem, and three times a day he got down on his knees, prayed, and gave thanks to his God, just as he had done before." Jesus   -Mark 1:35 "Very early in the morning, while it was still dark, Jesus got up, left the house and went to a solitary place, where he prayed."   2. It seems logical to begin the day with it. "The best time to tune your instrument is before you play the concert, not after!"   3. It demonstrates that meeting with God is your first priority. You gi...
Read more

Who Hope Christian Community Church Is and What We Are About

Image
  DISCOVER A NEW RELATIOSHIP WITH GOD         Why Does Hope Christian Community Church Exist ? W E E XIST T O C ELEBRATE G OD ' S P RESENCE   "Worship the Lord your God, and serve Him only." Matt. 4:10   "...The Father seeks worshipers...and His worshippers must worship Him in spirit and in truth." Jn 4:23-24   HOPE CCC  Worship Style "Celebration"   Psalm 122:1   "Inspiration"     Isaiah 40:31   "Preparation"   Eph. 4:11-12     W E E XIST T O C OMMUNICATE G OD ' S W ORD   "His intent was that through the church, the manifold wisdom of God should be made known..." Eph. 3:10 "Anyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved. But who can ask Him to save them unless they believe in Him? And how can they believe in Him if they have never heard about Him? And how can they hear about Him unless someone tells him?" Rom. 10:13-14 (LB)   W HY O UR C HURCH M UST N EVER S TOP G ROWING   1. Because "The Lord....
Read more