1 Thessalonians 2:1-12 THE MEASURE OF A MINISTRY
Marks of a dysfunctional church I've come up with my own humorous top ten list of the ways to tell if you're attending a dysfunctional church. You know you're in a dysfunctional church when: 10. The ushers frisk everyone before they enter. 9. Church survey includes option of increasing pastors pay. 8. The worship leader directs the worship practice with a whip. 7. Family Fun Day includes the Titanic ride, and Jumping Castle is named "Ten Plagues of Egypt." 6. There is a pastor appreciation month every month. 5. There are parking metres in the church parking lot. 4. Session meetings begin with the chairman saying, "Let's get ready to ruuuuummble!" 3. Visitors are required to put their bank account number on the guest form. 2. Requirements for teaching Sunday school students include martial arts training. 1. The Church changes its name and address regularly to avoid complaints. Many ministries have sli...